By: Matt Anderson

In the midst of a disastrous homestand that saw the Golden State Warriors barely squeak by the worst NBA team of all time, the Detroit Pistons, and put up a putridly atrocious performance against a mediocre Toronto Raptors team, it is clear that this team is going nowhere fast. The Dubs are 17-19, sitting outside the play-in picture at 11th. Compounding matters, they don't have their first-round 2024 pick this year unless it's in the top 4. But there are 11 teams with a worse record than them, so it would take a lottery miracle to jump that high.

Currently the team is plagued by underachievement, an inability to play defense (especially in transition), reckless turnovers, and a coaching staff that is still too stubborn to bench the shitty veterans in favor of young players who are actually playing well.* As I wrote a month ago, things need to change. The difference now is that it is clear this roster is not going to make those changes as currently constructed.

*Here's a fun stat: Jonathan Kuminga has never played 30 minutes or more in consecutive games as a Warrior, despite being the second best player on the team this year.

We are officially one month from the trade deadline, so now is the time to put together some fake trades that might save the season, or at the least, begin to set the table for a better 2024-2025 campaign. Here are some of those fake trades.

Finally Do the Siakam Deal

It feels like the Pascal Siakam to the Warriors rumor has been circulating for a while. After the OG Anuoby trade, people seem to think Toronto are sellers. Here's the best version of that trade from the Warriors prospective would look like:

Warriors get: Pascal Siakam

Raptors get: Chris Paul's expiring and JK

In theory, this is a great trade. Siakam has been an All-Star/All NBA caliber player in the past. He can score, play defense, and has been in some big games. In practice, I hate this trade. First, Siakam is an expiring who will want max money. So, this is probably a four month rental that puts the Warriors as a second round playoff team at best. Siakam cannot shoot anymore (sub 30% on 3s on almost 4 attempts per game), so fitting him next to Draymond (assuming Draymond doesn't get suspended for the rest of the year) is tough. You also don't really help the log jam of players that is messing up the rotations. Giving up on Kuminga for this just does not feel worth it to me.

Raid the Bulls

Part of the Warriors' problem this year is they are middling on both offense and defense. Steph has to be everything for this team to score, and he's about to be 36. One solution would be to get him a guy who can score score score to lighten the load. That's where we get the Zach LaVine trade. But I don't think LaVine moves the needle a ton for this team, so why not get a proven defender from a team that is (theoretically) selling off assets.

Warriors get: LaVine and Alex Caruso

Bulls get: CP3, JK, Moses Moody, and Gary Payton II

This trade also clears out the rotational problems. You get a proven scorer in LaVine who might live up to his contract in a Steph-centered environment. You also get Caruso who can take CP3's place leading the second unit, shoots the ball decently well, and has the size and grit to lock down perimeter players. The Warriors may have to part with some draft capital to make this work, but given LaVine's massive contract and the fact that the entire Chicago organization seems to be done with him, it might not be as heavy of a draft sell as one may think.

Get a Two-Way Wiz

The Washington Wizards have proven to be a team that will deal with the Warriors. They are clearly going nowhere, and the Jordan Poole/Kyle Kuzma combo is not reaping huge benefits. So, maybe they will want to help their rebuild by dealing with the Dubs again.

Warriors get: Kyle Kuzma

Wizards get: JK, Moody, GP2, and Kevon Looney

That is a lot of players for Kuzma. But the Warriors have too many players (especially underperforming/injured vets like Loon and GP2). Kuzma is a great defender and has the IQ and offensive game that would flourish in the Warriors' movement-based system.

Hope Utah Says "Fuck it, let's bail"

It is really unclear what Utah's long-term plan is for their roster. They have a ton of draft capital and some great young pieces. It could be debated that 26 year old Lauri Markkanen is an excellent piece to build around. But at the same time, he's not going to be the best player on a championship team. So, maybe the Jazz are willing to part with him? If so, here's how the Warriors could get him:

Warriors get: Markkanen

Jazz get: JK, Moody, Loon, 2025 pick swap, 2026 first rounder (with light protections), 2028 first rounder

Markkanen immediately adds size and skill to this team. He can stretch the floor, so he and Draymond can play together well. Shipping out three players would also firm up the rotations. You would have the clear starting unit of Steph, Klay, Wiggins, Drayond, Lauri and a closing group based on Steph, Draymond, Lauri, and whoever the matchup dictated. You'd keep CP3 to help TJD, Pods, and Saric continue their great form. In all, this would be a huge win for the Warriors. The problem is, however, that if Markkanen were available, there's a team that could probably beat that offer.

Wild Swing for the Fences

This is the most unlikely trade here, but I think of it as a bit of a masterpiece. The Brooklyn Nets are in limbo right now. They have some talented players on their roster, and for a hot second it looked like they had their centerpiece in Mikal Bridges. But, this year has shown that maybe Bridges is not a number one guy. He's maybe a second guy. What if the Nets decide to cash in while his stock is relatively high and get younger. Then the Warriors could offer a pretty good package that would help the Nets both get younger and clear out some guys who aren't on that young timeline:

Warriors get: Bridges, Dorian Finney-Smith, and Nic Claxton's expiring

Nets get: CP3, Looney, JK, Moody, a 2025 pick swap, 2026 first round, 2027 pick swap, 2028 first round

This is a real swing for the fences. It mortgages the entire future for win-now pieces. Bridges is young compared to our core, but he's about to enter his prime. DFS is the perfect 3 and D piece for the Warriors' system. Claxton adds size and athleticism we have not had since JaVale McGee. The Nets get off of long-term money for guys who are nearing 30 by bringing in two guys under 22 who can play with Cam Thomas and Day'Ron Sharpe, the Nets more promising young guys. They tried a quick reset in the wake of the Kyrie/Harden/KD fiasco, but this really lets them go into a youth/talent centered rebuild with additional draft capital to work with. Is this trade likely? No. But it would be exactly what is needed to give this Warriors team life over the next two years.

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